Stock As Cock

Just want a bike that handles like a brand new stock bike, but doesn't look like one. Is that too much to ask?

Fear Of Marriage

Consider that if you allow your fear of marriage to prevent you from settling down, you might be single for the rest of your life. Make sure that's a risk you're willing to take, and accept responsibility for.

Gotta Love That Torque

My Bike Signed A Lease

Crammed my bike into the back of Landman's Hatch/Wagon.

Double-parked in Jay Z's hood to grab some cones. Matt was bummed that he didn't have the prescience to order the Cherry-Dipped. Fool got cheated.

No. 9

Larry is putting the finishing touches on his Hi-Comp Peugeot. It's a good sign when the rear tire can't get enough grip to turn the motor over.

The Flagpole Has Gotten So High

That time of year when the garbage stuck in the trees gets covered by leaves is here.

Big changes coming up? Just following the herd? Or just getting better access to chocolate made by Pollacks?

Bloggin's Dum, M'kay?

Nails To The Quick

Absolutely nothing interesting happened in NYC this week.

Next week, I'll lay off the trying-to-understand-women, and get back to fulfilling endeavors.